Susanna

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Hi, everybody:

I am rich this month, I have three subjects to talk about, and I don't know which one to pick. First; I made a commitment with a TV wife to write down an interview I had with her. She was extremely frank and made some revealing statements about TV husbands. -- That was one subject. Then came up the second story: the new resort. And finally a third and exciting subject: TV movies!! But, let's start at the beginning. Our TV wife falls somewhere in the C and D categories outlined in a previous column. She is resigned to the fact that hubby loves to wear skirts, but she is definitely not crazy about it. She wishes there was a quick, painless cure. She has dealt a great deal with Girl Scouts and has had a chance to study closely the attitudes and behaviour of hundreds of little girls, ages 8 to 14. She can be considered pretty much of an authority on little girls' psychology. The fantastic statement she made to me reads as follows: "after being present at many TV gatherings and getting to know and talk with quite a number of them, I can't help but see a disturbing similar ity of behaviour and attitudes between grown up TV's and my little Girl Guides. They are bosom pals one day and the very next they say the most horrible things about thei dear friends, only to make-up and bury the hatchet a few hours later." She added that she found a trait of childish vanity in a good many TV's. Extreme sensitivity. They get hurt very easily if they are not invited to a party and they are prone to imagine all sorts of plots against them. Girl-like, they are easily offended and imagine all sorts of personal injuries, even if none was intended. "Shall we say--she smiled--that they are immature girls in their

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